Julian Kappel
As many of you have most likely read by now, either from my article or Jeff’s blog, I did indeed get the chance to meet one of the presidential candidates for 2012. If you read my article I think you got the gist of what his campaign is all about. Small government is the name of the game and God holds most of the cards.
Now I’d like to quickly explain how I go about forming opinions of politicians these days before anyone jumps to conclusions about my intentions with this blog.
These days, I find the stigmas and prejudices people associate with the various parties and social classes both trite and juvenile. Obviously we must use labels otherwise no one would have any idea what was going on, but the assumptions that we make (and yes I mean we because I catch myself falling prey to the same traps from time to time) are more often than not based on wanting to be a part of something definitive, whether or not we fully comprehend the actual definition.
Can anyone really say they hate all Republicans? Or Democrats? Can you honestly say you can’t trust a single liberal? Can you truly say all rich, conservative families are greedy? Can you say for certain that every single celebrity on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab is just doing it to get their strung-out, bug-eyed face back in the spotlight? Ok, so that last one was a bad example, but I hope you get my point.
Sure, these stigmas usually exist for a reason, but does that mean it’s right to jump to conclusions just to save us the energy of actually getting to know someone and giving them a chance to prove what they’re saying carries some weight and holds some meaning?
My first impression of John Davis wasn’t the best. I mean, he’s wielding a star-spangled wrench … in front of a bus that’s plastered with an image of him … wielding a star-spangled wrench. Cheap gimmicks anyone? By the way, this was before I’d even met the guy.
But like I was saying towards the beginning, everyone deserves a chance, sometimes even more than one. Unfortunately, Mr. Davis was using his up pretty quickly.
As he steps off the bus he is carrying none other than the wrench; the wrench that is prominently displayed on the side of the bus for everyone traveling through the center of town to admire/gawk at. And not only that, he has it slung over his shoulder like he’s Uncle Sam the Lumberjack. But hey, I get it, that’s his thing. It’s obvious he likes the wrench. In my head, meanwhile, I’m imagining all the fun slogans he must have entertained during the brainstorming process.
Our nation’s economy has a leak, John Davis is here to fix the drain.
John Davis can un-clog any problem Congress gets stuck on.
There’s no job too big for the Republican party’s biggest tool.
Unfortunately, my misgivings did not end there. It turns out that not only has this man never run for office in the national arena, he’s never held office … at all … ever … period.
Now granted he has a fairly impressive resume. He has been self-employed for over 40 years, ever since he graduated high school, and has done very well for himself. A majority of his campaign he funds himself and certainly has plenty to spare, but aside from serving on a few committees in his hometown of Grand Junction, Colo., he has never been involved in politics.
Now I realize you have to start somewhere, but we’re talking about jumping into the middle of the Atlantic in order to teach yourself to swim. Davis’ response?
“Why would I expect anyone else to do it, if I wasn’t willing to try it myself.”
Now I’d like to recap. This man has no political experience, no foreign affairs experience, a high school diploma is his highest form of education (except for graduating from the school of hard knocks of which he is infinitely proud) and everywhere he goes he carries a big, colorful wrench.
Final summation: Absolutely nothing in his resume that would make me even consider voting for him.
However, and here’s the twist, when I left West Park that day, all I could think was, Oh man but I sure do like that guy!
Now before heads start doing a Linda Blair 360, let me explain.
First of all, the reception in the park wasn’t exactly what you’d expect for a presidential candidate, even one as unknown as Davis. That is to say there was me, a friend of mine that was interested in meeting a candidate, and four absolutely charming and intelligent older ladies and gentlemen whom Davis addressed as though they were the entire town turned out to welcome him.
Despite the lack of people, Davis spoke as if he were addressing a crowd. He of course had the stock statements prepared: I don’t look, act or talk like a president… but I have what it takes to be a president; I’ve been through the school of hard knocks several times over; I’ll see you at the White House! However, what impressed me first was his ability to listen and his sincerity when it came to answering my questions.
His plan is to take his “votercade” across the country visiting each and every county. All of them. Chenango County was number 961 and it was obvious from the beginning that he didn’t know much more about the area than that it’s in New York and it’s no where near the city.
Of course, wanting to get a good interview and test him on his proposed policies I gave him some quick ideas about what the folks of Chenango are interested locally vis-à-vis agriculture, education, and reinvigorating local industry. His response was brief, to the point, and pretty much summed up exactly where he was coming from.
“Well, I don’t know much about how things should be run around here. But I’m guessing that people around here have a pretty good idea and it’s about time we put these decisions back in the hands of local governments … instead of relying on Washington to just fix it.”
I just love the way that sounds. He wasn’t trying to make it sound nice and keep everyone happy. At least to me it sounded like: no one’s doing it right because everyone’s expecting someone else to do it for them. And that, at least for me, is where credentials can go out the window. The man had a valid, albeit rough point and he didn’t attempt to pander to any side.
While that was certainly gratifying, the best was yet to come. About 15 minutes into the 20 minute long interview, a couple of gentlemen (and I use the word gentlemen very loosely here) sitting on BMX bikes in gray tank-tops and black shorts (I use the term shorts, again loosely) who began calling “questions” to Mr. Davis as I conducted the interview. The questions, which I have edited for content, were all somewhere along the lines of: “Hey [mister] are you [some kind of] Republican, ‘cause if you are you [are not a good person] and should kiss my [frog].” or “Republicans are taking this country down the [drain] with their [bad, silly ideas].”
This continued for the last five minutes of the interview during which, although I could tell Davis had noticed the “gentlemen,” did not acknowledge them whatsoever. I also kept calm although, while I am not a person normally prone to anger, had to struggle slightly with my frustration at how these … individuals … were representing our community.
The interview ended and I asked the presidential candidate if he would mind posing for a quick picture with his beautiful wife in front of the court house. He assured me that he would be more than happy to do so, but first he had to say hello to the rest of his possible constituents.
And it was then, as Davis made his way over to Norwich’s two finest diplomats that I knew, without a shadow of a doubt, I would have a really great blog on Monday…
Happy Monday everyone!