Julian Kappel
I had an absolutely amazing weekend, and now I’m absolutely exhausted. Tired. Drained. Worn-out. Fatigued. I am bushed, whipped, tuckered-out and downright pooped.
Technically it started on Thursday with my first trip to the Miss Youth Days pageant in New Berlin. That was certainly an interesting experience. I have a feeling this next comment will garner some resentment from some fans out there, but I really have no appreciation for beauty pageants. By the way, that goes for all pageants with contestants of all ages.
I don’t mean any offense to the young ladies who take part, if that’s what you want to spend your time on, more power to ya’. However, I really have no tolerance for that kind of showboating, or any kind for that matter. I saw an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras once and it literally made me sick to my stomach.
Now wait, hold on just one second, let me finish: I know the type of pageant displayed on that despicable piece of trash show with those awful, disturbed mothers and their spoiled-rotten, disgustingly done-up children is completely different than what happens at the Youth Days pageant. I know there’s no false teeth, wigs or surgery and a blessedly scarce amount of make-up. I’m not saying the two are the same thing, I’m just saying I don’t care for either, although I can at least sit through the entire Miss Youth Days competition without emptying my stomach.
Anyway, despite my distaste for pageants, the girls did well and no one used their bouquet stem as a knife in a fit of jealous rage, soooo, that’s a plus I guess…
Friday was the usual flurry of excitement here in the news room for deadline, then working on a few videos for Facebook (which I promise will be finally up today) and errands in the afternoon (bank, grocery store, gas station, back to the grocery store, eye appointment, barbershop, grocery store one more time…etc.) all in preparation for what I knew would be a very exciting weekend.
The problem we encountered was that both my mom and I each had our own exciting agenda, and only one car to be split between us. I had four events to cover on Saturday, she was getting prepared for the opening of the “New York Remembers” exhibit at the Council of the Arts next week, and to top it all off my brother had to be moved into his dorm at New York University by today. It’s what my mom refers to as “the perfect storm” which was of course made all the more difficult by, yes, you guessed it, a gigantic storm.
The first big event of the actual weekend was a dinner at the Old Mill as part of the 150th anniversary Civil War commemorative weekend put on by the Historical Society and Council of the Arts. This one was easy to tackle due to the fact that my mom and I were both attending, she as executive director of the council and myself as intrepid reporter and braised beef lover.
We both agreed that it was a fantastic dinner which was at the same time relaxing and entertaining. At each of the tables sat at least one of the re-enactors who regaled their audience with tales of the soldiers and the adventures they themselves had undergone in discovering these stories.
All of the re-enactors obviously love an audience and relish a chance to share their knowledge of the men who have become their heroes. However, the gentleman at our table was obviously a story-teller among story-tellers because I doubt anyone else at our table spoke more than 5 words a piece the entire night. My mom and I agreed this was just fine as we’d been talking or asking questions all week and were perfectly content sitting back and enjoying the amazing spread provided by the cooks at the Old Mill.
Our soldier, I’m embarrassed to say I forgot his name but I believe it was Brian … or Tim, we’ll call him Eustace, had been a part of the group for nearly 20 years and he was able to keep us enthralled throughout the meal with tales both hilarious and tragic. My personal favorite was of the soldier whose woolen pants were held up with twine which unfortunately snapped during a battle and left the poor fellow scrambling through the mayhem with a pasty white target thrust into the air.
Of course I had to make my rounds so I also had a chance to talk with Jim the president of the group and Henry the historian. They also proved to be fantastic company and I found myself wishing I had more time to sit and get their amazing stories. It just so happened that as we talked they invited me to stop by for breakfast the next morning at their camp behind the Chenango Museum. I did not relish the thought of waking up at 6:30 on a Saturday, however, I told them I would seriously consider the offer.
Well, it just so happened that the next morning I was awakened by pinecones as large as my shoe dropping periodically on my roof and causing both myself and my cat to leap five feet in the air every ten minutes. I decided it must have been a sign and peeled myself off the ceiling for a trip down the street. It turned out to be a wonderful decision. Their coffee and biscuits with sausage gravy were fantastic and they were just as eager to share their stories and experience as the night before. It was the perfect way to start the day and I once again found myself reluctant to leave.
Unfortunately, there was work to be done so we parted ways and promised to keep in touch.
My next stop adventure took me to New Berlin where I arrived just in time to hear the start of the race. As the racers disappeared down the road I was left standing behind holding my camera like a rejected puppy. There was nothing to do but speak to some of my favorite New Berlin contacts and wait for the racers to return. Watching them approach the finish line, tense with the strain of the final stretch, their feet never seeming to touch the ground as they fly towards their goal, I had an intense urge to lie down and take a nap…
With that done, I returned home to prepare for the rest of the day. Errands, cheese and tomato sandwich, farewell to my brother, Chris, as he sets off for his second year in NYC (good luck, little brother!) and then a quick call to my friend to make sure we’re still on for the trip back to New Berlin.
Thus began a crazy sprint from one event to another which began to blend into a monstrous haze so warped and viscous that I found myself blacking out and waking up in a completely different town, at a different event, holding someone else’s baby…no, wait that’s not right. That’s from a movie that I watched last night, Limitless. It was pretty good.
So first there was the carnival. I took many pictures, rode a ride, interviewed a few officials. My friends left me with the car at this point, returning to a quiet afternoon at home. Meanwhile, I returned to Norwich to cover the Elks Lodge meeting in the park, then raced back to New Berlin for the parade, and finally made my way back to Norwich for the concert at the Arts Council.
It was a mad, desperate journey around the county and it was one heck of a time. I finally arrived home, just as the first drops began to fall, and collapsed to the sound of rain. Which was also how I woke up and spent all of Sunday. Listening to the rain, trying to get everything organized for the week, and glancing through the pictures I had captured of one crazy day dashing back and forth along Co. Rte. 29. Watch for them on The Evening Sun website so you can join in on the fun.
And of course, Happy Monday everybody!