You play table tennis? I play ping pong

So I slipped out of New York for a week earlier this month, a stealthy exit perhaps unbeknownst to local readers.
Let’s just say that local sports are on the down low from the midpoint of March until early-April. It is an ideal time of year to take a breather from the longest of our three high school sports seasons, and I decided to vacation in Florida and visit my best friend in the world, Aidamarie Rull. Aida and I spoke on the phone frequently discussing a to-do list for my seven-day stay. Hearing about her routine, my interest immediately piqued when she mentioned her ping pong games three times a week at the local YMCA in Navarre. Aida grew up playing the game frequently with her family, but had not played regularly in years. She made the acquaintance of two retired gentlemen, John Lawlor and Grant Urquhart (sounds like “Erk-hart.”), who had their own high-level table stored at the YMCA’s facility. Aida befriended John and Grant, and she was soon joining them along with others in round-robin type matchups. She recounted her daily experiences of table tennis, and I admitted to some envy. I, too, grew up playing ping pong recreationally, but had played sparsely since my college days almost 18 years ago. (Note my flip-flopping use of ping pong and table tennis depending on who I am talking about. My pointed usage will be explained later).
We resolved to make ping pong a part of our morning regimen after working out in the YMCA’s fitness area. Sidenote: Aida is a certified personal trainer and children’s fitness specialist, and she trains and teaches classes at the YMCA.
I was so hyped up to play ping pong, two days before I took my flight out of Syracuse, I resolved to buy the absolute “best” paddle Wal-Mart had to offer. After dispensing a tad over $6 after tax, I was ready to take on all comers.
Early in my stay, Aida and I purchased some ping pong balls so we could play on the weekend before I actually met John and Grant for their thrice-weekly games on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. It was a nice tuneup for the both of us, and a heck of a lot of fun. Doing some research for this blog, I learned that table tennis is one of the world’s most popular games. Considering how I have never met anyone who didn’t enjoy the game upon trying it, I should have assumed that in the first place.
Monday, I was introduced to John and Grant, and therein, the differences between ping pong and table tennis were laid before me. The YMCA’s dynamic table tennis duo usually do a warmup in the YMCA fitness room before embarking on their ball striking fun. Within their duffle bag contains multiple paddles protected with their own form-fitted cover, a buffing and cleaning instrument to wipe the surface of their paddles clean, and multiple balls that are of tournament-level caliber. These two gentlemen come to play table tennis with paddles that cost possibly 10 times what I paid at Wal-Mart. In comparison, I am a hack who has never invested a penny in the game, and the Wal-Mart paddle is the first piece of table tennis equipment I ever purchased.
Summary: Table tennis is not just the formal name for the game, it also describes – in my opinion – the caliber of player. I, Patrick Newell, play ping pong – an informal name for the sport adopted some time ago, and an accurate allocation for informal/novice players.
I learned some nuances of the game during the week (keep your serves low or they will be smacked back at you down your throat was lesson numero uno) I also picked up on rules changes that were implemented a few years ago to increase fan interest among world-class players.
For instance: Games are now played to 11 instead of 21. Two serves are awarded for each player and rotated until someone reaches 11 points. Players must win by two points — the same as the old rules — and in the event of a tie, 10-10, each player alternates one serve at a time until a person wins by two points. The second more glaring rules change is that a player can no longer serve out of his hand, thereby hiding the ball until striking the ball. A ball toss of at least six inches is required before serving. I would imagine that rules change would presently affect a large number of novice players.
A playing buddy of Grant, John, and Aida, whom I met during the week, Kenny, is just a big ol’ cheater. (Just kidding Kenny). He whistles serves at break-neck speed utilizing the hidden-ball-in-hand technique. Kenny, a retired EMT and firefighter, is another great guy I met, and I thank all of the gentlemen — and Aida of course — who reinvigorated my interest in a game I loved for years.

5 Responses to “You play table tennis? I play ping pong”

  1. patfan Says:

    Mr. Newell!! You are much too modest. You are a formidable opponent who, on more occasions I care to admit, had me stomping and pouting like a little girl! Just wait until next time… You and that $6 Wal-Mart paddle of yours are goin’ down!!
    (insert sinister laugh here)

  2. John's wife Says:

    Pensacola Bayview Table Tennis Tournament April 29, 2008 winners were printed in the Pensacola News Journal Sports Scoreboard section in between the Golf PGA Tour Tiger Woods… and the NHL conference standings. Table Tennis Sanctioned Division A Second Place Winner Grant and Novice Adult Winner First Place John. Grant was happy he got his 15 minutes of fame, all he ever wanted between your posting and the PNJ. John was happy to see Grant and his name in print in the sports section and not the obituary section.

    You may find a table tennis club in your area on the USATT website. USATT is the national organizing body for table tennis in the US. USATT is affiliated with the International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF) the world governing body for table tennis and the United States Olympic Committee (USOC). Pensacola Table Tennis Club (PTTC) is a sanctioned USATT club in our area.

    L.A. PTTC president enjoyed reading what you wrote and laughed aloud. PTTC club offers fun play “ping pong” for novices every Tuesday and advanced athletic play “table tennis” every Thursday, on Thursday USATT approved paddles are required. PTTC is having a fundraiser tournament for the American Cancer Society April 12 in Gulf Breeze. Hopefully Aida and others from the YMCA will enter the tournament. There is a novice ping-pong division so jump on a plane and come join in on the fun and festivities. Since John came in first place in the March tournament and second in the January tournament in the Novice Adult Division, he is nervous he may be bounced out of the “ping-pong” division and have to compete with the “table tennis” rated players in future tournaments.

  3. Bob Benford Says:

    The name “ping pong” is owned by Parker Brothers the ccompany famous for “Monopoly.” So unless you want to pay a royalty most of us call the game Table Tennis. Our club has an average age of 70, but we all learned at a much younger age, often at the Y or in my case at the Salvation Army gym and also played in College.

  4. John's wife Says:

    If ping pong is exclusively a trademark for Park Brothers someone needs to notifying dictionaries, encyclopedias, journalist, TV news reporters and all those who market ping pong cards, t-shirts etc. In addition, history writers maybe need to be notified to change ping pong diplomacy to possibly ping pang diplomacy. When a US team received an invitation from the Chinese ping pang qiu team to visit the People’s Republic of China, Time magazine I read coined the phrase “The ping heard round the world.” When US players stepped into China followed by Kissinger and Nixon some writers referred to this as ping pong diplomacy. Some dictionaries define ping pong: shift, bounce, table tennis or an exchange. Ping Pang Qiu is sometimes translated to table tennis, ping pong, ping pong ball. Some claim ping pong came from the Chinese ping pang then others claim the Chinese ping pang came from the English ping pong phrase coined because of the sounds made by the ball.
    Patrick am I ping ponging or blogging?

  5. Joseph Says:

    Hi there, My name is Joseph… Aida knows me as JoeD. I need some help here: I just returned from Singapore this month. Aida had just sent me her new contact info, however i stored it in a laptop that has gone belly up and i cannot reach her. Any chance of you contacting her and having her call Joe in Seattle? She has the number.

    Regards,

    JoeD

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