Get a night-life
It’s 6:40 p.m. on Friday. And I’m here late because I wanted to bounce some ideas of my readers.
Below are some of the possible names for the classless, body odor-filled bar I’d like to own someday. I thought up some slogans, too, with the hopes that the bar will gain a disgusting enough reputation to warrant selling T-shirts with bright decals and funny characters on them (I’m told it’s important to cross-market and develop value-added products).
Have a look-see:
Name: McScurvy’s
Slogan: “If you’re ugly, we’re open.”
Name: The Busted Grill
Slogan: “There’s no cover charge, but you have to let us knife you.”
Name: The Damp Sleeping Bag
Slogan: “Home of the first Little Debbie Urinal Cake”
Name: Butterfly Kisses
Slogan: “Don’t worry. If she hasn’t left you yet, she will.”
Name: Hotel Honduras
Slogan: “1st World time at 3rd world prices.”
Name: The Bill Collector
Slogan: “You’re only homeless when we’re closed.”
Name: Plywood Palace
Slogan: “Doors lock when pyrotechnics start.”
Name: Jail Bait
Slogan: “Technically you can’t date ‘em, but theoretically you can sure as hell fight over ‘em.”
Feel free to help me out if you come up with any of your own.
January 1st, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Nsme: Alcoholics Anonymous
Slogan: When she calls, you’re NEVER here!!
Name: Overtown Pub
Slogan: When you’re out rammin stop Overtown!
Name Marklar after Dark
Slogan Let’s get this MArklar started right!
January 7th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Name: The Ruthless Toothless
Slogan: “Maximum of six teeth required for entry”
Name: The West Virginia Concierge
Slogan: “Come one, Come all, Come cousins hand in hand!”
Name: Main Street Tavern
Slogan: “Same stinky crowd, same warm beer, better scenery!”
January 9th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Name:Larry’s Place
Slogan: Anyone but Syracuse.
I remember when I was young, we ony were able to get one TV station and it never had Syracuse games on it. Then we got cable and the station in Syracuse had the games on once in awhile, but that station got taken off the cable. Then they were only shown on ESPN. I went to the expense of getting ESPN. Then they were only shown on ESPN2. I finally got ESPN2. Then they were only shown on ESPN Regional. Now they are shown on Time Warner and Sports New York. When they are on Sports New York, which I get, they are blacked out. Sorry but I am getting tired of being nickle and dimed to death. I love The Big East but I will watch only the games I currently am able to get and root for amyone who is playing Syracuse in a game I can or can not see.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Name: Tiki Bar
Slogan: If you have on clothes, your wearing to much
slogan: Free drinks tomorrow!
Name: Honky Tonk
Slogan: Yes we accept food stamps.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Man, that is some funny stuff! Pretty witty if you ask me. I don’t think I could come up with any better myself. My favorite is the “Bill Collector”.
Dave.
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
The toothless beerbelly bar and grill
don’t worry about gumming it we have a blender and beer