Story of my life….
It seems every time I have the need to see the doctor these days it is for the same reason I went to them the last time. For the past two years I have been seen for the same aliment and not once but at least five times I was told the problem would correct itself, well as I prepare myself to go under for a surgery to fix the aliment that never fixed itself i I feel like I should be singing along with Alanis Morissette. ” It’s like rain on your wedding day, It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid, isn’t it ironic. It is no smoking sign on your cigarette break, its like going to the doctors to find out your sick two years late… It’s like finally getting in for an important when your insurance is out of date…” Isn’t it ironic…
OK so these things can not really be labeled as ironic but they can however be labeled as typical in the life of Jill. It seems that in the life of Jill I am always running into the worst predicament…here are just a few…
I buy a car from the only dealer from here to Kentucky that would give me one without having credit.. I get the car, (which has no gas and I have no money and it is in Cortland.), I get to cincinatus and the alternator goes….Soooo the dealer brings me a new car from the lot. I get that one home and it dies as well. It seems in that type of car a plug in the engine needs to be unplugged for the car not to continuously die.
Next scenario, Nick and I buy a car for $600 but from a guy who is well trusted and we knew the car was in pretty good shape., which it was until we got it of course. The power steering was gone so we throw $600 more into it. The day after we get it back we head off to Tennessee where at the time we thought we were going to move. We get an hour and half away from our destination. BAM a rod in the engine snaps (or whatever a rod can do to make the car overheat and smoke in approx. 2.2 seconds) on a Saturday morning in the one and only town consisting of a gas station, one house and one very expensive tow truck.
We get a tow to the nearest town (25 miles away) walk four miles, (after driving from New York all night mind you) rent a car and head on our way. We put a down payment on renting a house in TN and start enrolling in college. We have to fly home only to find that after we sold our furniture, gave up our apartment and rented the UHAUL the college arrangement fell through and our trip cost merely a car, two houses, a ^*%&load of $$, and a lot of sanity . The moral of this story…Don’t go anywhere with me!!!
So these are among just a couple of the scenerios that I have come across thus far in my lifetime that I just want to grab a guitar and sing along with Alanis.
