Getting into the Christmas “spirits”
The top ten ways to tell Christmas is here
10. Your children think if they are angels from Dec. 1- Dec. 24 their Christmas wishes come true; so they have moved in with grandma for the month.
9. There have been rumors of sleigh jackings for about 2 weeks.
8. The liquor store is busier than the grocery store for an entire month.
7. People often look sad when entering the bank.
6. People gather crying at airport terminals, not to watch people leave but to watch their families come in.
5. There are twice as many fist fights at Wal-Mart than usual.
4. There is a slight decrease of men in red clothes wanting people to sit on their laps.
3. Starting Dec. 1, your parents are noticeably edgy, irritable and a little psychotic.
2. People say ‘Merry Christmas’ then retract that and say ‘Happy Holidays.’
1. And the number one reason it seems like the holidays are getting near: When you go to the store and you have gotten so mad while you were shopping at the pure rudeness and crudeness of others you come home empty handed and have to ice your ankles because you had about 13 carts shoved into you, your hair pulled, your feet ran over and had to wait in one aisle for 20 minutes because people wanted to chat about NOTHING!!!!
Merry Christmas and don’t worry, some health insurances cover emergency holiday counseling services.
